Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Adulthood

Remember when you were a kid, and your biggest worry was, like, if you'd get a bike for your birthday.
Or stuffs like that.
Being an adult, totally overrated.
I mean, seriously, don’t be fooled by all the hot shoes and the great sex...
and the no parents anywhere telling u what to do.
Adulthood is responsibility.
Responsibility, is really does suck .
Really, really sucks.
Adult have to do places and do things and earn a living and pay the rent.
The scariest part of responsibility...
when you srew up and let it slip right through your finger.
And still, adulthood has it perks.
I mean, the shoes and the sex, the no parents anywhere telling u what to do
…that's pretty damn good

Thursday, April 5, 2007

poka yoke (japanese word of mistake proofing)




the gents in amsterdam airport is one of the cleanest in the world
through the introduction of the picture of a fly on the urinals

sex is like a roulette - russian in particular.

if you're fortunate, you get all the adrenaline rush and/or experience
if you're unfortunate, you get pregnancy and/or HIV+
so.. if you're not a good gambler... don't play
and if you still wanna play... geared up please
protection won't harm anyone
it will only harm you if you don't protect yourself